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LADYShe had me at 'hello world'.. and as she twirled,
It was like an earthquake.. She shook my world.
She's the CSS to my HTML files, I really don't lie,
It's like my Sublime Text editor with butterflies.
When she's around I lose my ability to decrypt.
She got a lisp, as smexy as the language LISP,
Admittedly it's mostly awkward,To her I'll give my root password.
She's the distro that patches with my Kernel,
Just hearsay, her dad's a strict colonel?!
I think of her, when my program's compiling,
Often otherwise , now I keep smiling..
Like a typical murderous SQL injection attack,
She blew me away, and all of my database-stack.
She's the ISO to my vitrual machine,
Virtual box or vmware, She's my caffeine..
Until I upgraded to 8 gigs of RAM, my system was utterly frozen,
Now I'm befuddled, more like a deadly-unavoidable protozoan.
I don't know if it's just a crush, or anything plus..
But I probably wanna know her, like I know C++.
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